作词 : ChengWu Ruan/Ming Zhang
作曲 : ChengWu Ruan
La Poo-Poo!
Nah, I got La Koo-Koo!
Hundred bucks for a stuffed toy?
Are you serious?
La Poo-Poo (La Poo-Poo)
Everybody going crazy
Paying all that money for a doll that's looking lazy
Pointing ears and furry face, what's the big attraction?
Standing in the line all night for a plushy fraction
Some girl dumped her boyfriend, guess the reason why
He didn't buy La Poo-Poo, so she said goodbye
Over a stuffed toy, that's the end of love
What kind of magic spell came from up above?
I don't get the hype, I don't get the craze
It's just a piece of fluff getting all the praise
La Poo-Poo, La Poo-Poo
I don't have La Poo-Poo, I got La-La-Koo-Koo
La-La-Koo-Koo, that's my brand new crew
La Poo-Poo, I also got La Doo-Doo
La-La-Koo-Koo, La Doo-Doo
My wallet's still full, how about you?
La Poo-Poo, La Poo-Poo sold out everywhere
Resale prices climbing man, it's just a teddy bear
It doesn't talk, it doesn't walk, it doesn't even blink
But people losing savings faster than you think
La Koo-Koo is my spirit, La Doo-Doo is my soul
Comfortable and cozy, that's my only goal
You can keep your overpriced little furry friend
La Koo-Koo gonna love me to the very end
I don't need a status toy to make me feel complete
La Koo-Koo on my side, my life is just as sweet
La-La-Koo-Koo, La Poo-Poo
You spent your whole paycheck too
I got La-La-Koo-Koo, La Poo-Poo
And La Doo-Doo makes two
La-La-Koo-Koo, La Poo-Poo
What's that thingy even do?
La-La-Koo-Koo, La Poo-Poo
At least my bank stays true
So she left you over a stuffed doll?
Let me get this straight, you dodged a bullet wrapped in polyester fur
La Koo-Koo would never do that
La Koo-Koo is loyal
La Koo-Koo is real
La Koo-Koo is real!
La Poo-Poo! La Poo-Poo!
I'm rocking La Poo-Poo!
La-La-Koo-Koo! La Doo-Doo!
I'm cuddling La Doo-Doo!
You keep your hundred dollar fluff
I got my comfort, that's enough
La Poo-Poo, La Doo-Doo
La Poo-Poo is not my crew
La Poo-Poo? More like La Poo-Poo
La Koo-Koo forever!
